Here's The Beef...Bacon!

This exists! Its beef bacon. About a month or so ago someone told me that Trader Joe’s sold bacon. I thought they were just messing with me because everyone knows that I would chase a old lady with a steel chair for a couple pieces of bacon. But I went and sure enough they have a lot of different flavors of the stuff. I know I may sound like a fool because there are some foods that have been around forever and my friends and family just never told me about them or how good they are. Like fried turkey. Took me like 30 years before anyone told me how amazing it was. Jerks. Or pho. Turns out I was going right past these places and not knowing how great it was. If good food exists, tell me!

So I bought this beef bacon and as it fried I was still amazed that this was for real. Pork bacon is the best thing ever. Turkey bacon is like spitting on Superman’s cape. Beef bacon could’ve gone either way. It was delicious. It does taste like bacon but also pastrami. I ended up putting it on bread with an egg later for dinner. Its thick and does not get crispy like most bacon so it lends itself to sandwich more so than having it sitting on a plate for breakfast. If you can get some I say try it. You might like it. Hell, you should like it. Its awesome.