Thursday, January 13, 2011

Dorito's Flamas!


Dorito’s Flamas. That’s all I should write. I just got some of these from the store and did a double take when I saw them. I thought it was just some new package for them or something. Nope. These are brand ass new. I made the mistake of trying one with nothing to drink nearby. I popped one in my mouth and damn near spit it out. Its hot. Now, I eat Flamin’ Hot chips like they were bubblegum. No problem. But these are past hot. These are spicy, hot, and damn near uneatable. Wow. I am shocked that is a real word. Anyway, I don’t plan on buying these again. I mean, I’ll finish this bag but there’s no need to eat these again.

15 comments:

Julia said...

Careful when you mow down on those..you may create a "burning ring of fire". And that's nevvver good. :p

Dante Ross said...

Oh, I get to wait for that later. The joy is upon me!

l0l_7o2 said...

They aren't that spicy.
I'm eating some at this very moment.
New favorite Doritos.
Maybe it's just because I'm Mexican, or eat everything almost drenched in hot sauce. :P

NaturalMD said...

This is my new snack of choice! All I need is some Patron and I am GOOD #winning

rebecca said...

these are good, but try the Tapatio flavor....I find them MUCH hotter!

Angie said...

Tapatio flavor??? Where?! That's my favorite hot sauce EVER! Oh and for the record, I like the Flamas flavor, but it's too reminiscent of the "Hint of Lime" Tostitos, but with heat. On a scale of 1-10 I give them a 5. Actually, yeah, they don't taste like a Dorito at all to me.

Dante Ross said...

I am so puzzled that people are still commenting on this thread. I havent had these since the first time. They were all heat and no flavor.

Anonymous said...

I found them to be very flavorful (lime) and very little heatwise.

Anonymous said...

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Goe69 said...

HOT??? WTF they're not even close to being hot. The lime flavor is just weird...take that nast sh*t our & the flavor might be worth trying again.

Anonymous said...

I've been looking for my Fiery Habenero doritos for a while now with no luck. My wife spotted these in safeway and bought a bag for me. from the first bite to the last there was very little heat at all and a very weird aftertaste from the lime. I won't be buying these again.

Vas said...

these arent hot. they taste like someone dumped some chili powder in a box of trix cereal. NEXT.

magnusalpha said...

They're good.

Anonymous said...

really not that hot. i had them for the first time last week. already had my 3rd small bag!!

Anonymous said...

I find these have the perfect flavor. The first thing I get is the sourness and the flavor of the lime then after I feel the salty chili powder attack my face pretty interesting