Butterfinger Cheesecake

I made a cheesecake! Christina was sending me pictures of all these different cheesecakes with Butterfinger candy bars on and in them and I decided to surprise her with one. Besides needing more sugar and more actual candy bar it came out nice. It’s a really rich cake so a very small piece will fill you up. It was very simple to make like most cheesecakes. Two packages of cheesecake, sugar, store bought graham cracker crust, and two Butterfinger bars. One inside and one crumbled on top. It takes a few minutes to make and is enough for a lot of people. Try it out. You don’t need to bake anything. Just toss it in the freezer for about an hour to get it good and solid.

East Coast Candy

The other day I checked my mail and saw a package from Josh Smith aka Goldeneye. Josh is an awesome ass guy and sent me some candy from the East coast. One of them was a Mr. Big bar. As soon as I saw it I had a flashback of having this when I was a kid. I knew that I had this once in my life and had to keep from ripping it open and inhaling it at work. The Mr. Big bar has a wafer crunch, is crispy, and filled with nougat. It was pretty damned awesome and made my mouthparts very happy.

The next was Wunderbar and damn this thing is good! If Butterfinger made a version with caramel in it. This thing is honestly one of the best candy bars I've ever tasted and I rage against the fact that I cant get this where I live. Maybe if I go to a specialty shop or some nonsense but screw that. I should be able to go to 7/11 and grab this sumbitch! Its so good...

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Big Ass Peanut Butter Cup

Cam got me this bionic butter cup. Its not from Reese’s. They don’t make them this big. She got it for me on the 4th of July and tonight while talking to her on the phone I remembered that I hadn’t eaten it yet. Which makes no sense since its chocolate and that stuff don’t last long in my house. It had been in the fridge and I tried to patiently wait for it to melt. That didn’t work. I popped it in the microwave for half a minute and inhaled it. It tasted way better than the average butter cup. The chocolate was smooth and the peanut butter was creamy. My goofy ass is sitting here wondering why I’m not hungry at dinner time totally forgetting that I just at a meal in this. Cam is holding it to show how massive it is.

Coffee Crisp!

Josh sent me candy! Poet/comedian/golden eyes Josh Smith sent me a candy bar in the mail! I shit you not, a for reals candy bar from all the way from New York. Its called Coffee Crisp. And it tastes good! I have already eaten half of it and am trying to save it. Which means it’ll be gone in an hour. I love how its says it makes a light snack on the side. Light my ass! it’s the size of an average Black cock. Hey, I worked at a porn shop for seven years. Don’t judge me. Any of you that can get this when you want you are very lucky. Check Josh Smith out on youtube and follow him on twitter by clicking the links.

Aero Chocolate

Got a lovely gift from Canada in the form of this delicious ass candy called Aero. Seriously, how can I say that I live in the land of the free when I ain’t got this delicious ass treat available to me whenever I want it?! Huh?! Tell me! Oh, I don’t even want to finish the bag because I know I cant just go out and grab some more. If you ever get a chance to try these (because I ain’t sharing!) then do it.