Subway Makes Ugly Sandwiches

I’ve been going to Subway for years. At one point I decided to stop going because I was just so sick of the place. Pictured is the Subway pastrami melt. Doesn’t it look delicious? You bet it does. The thing is…it never looks like that in real life. Click the read more button to see the actual picture I took of what how it really appears because it looks like the LAPD got their hands on it. I mean, you have to try to make something look the way these sandwiches do.

Yeah. Look at this nightmare. I didn’t alter it in any way other than opening the wrapping. I made sure I watched them out this together and it looked perfectly normal. No, not as nice as that first image but it looked like a sandwich. All I can think is that when I pulled my cash out they punched it.

This is a close up image of the bread. That’s the jalapeno cheddar bread and its good. It just looks like a grandmothers elbow when seen up close. I think I’m gonna have to stay away from Subway again for a while until they get their shit together.