Cam recently got back from
South America and since she is the best woman to ever live she brought some snacky nyum-nyums for me to try. They were chips and I was excited because they were two flavors I had never tried before. I’ll start with the first one which was from
Walker’s (
part of Frito Lay’s). It was
Pollo flavored and when I opened the bag I said “
It smells like Chicken McNuggets.” I popped one in my mouth and immediately my tongue said “
No! No! What the…?! Why are you doing this to me?!” It tasted like someone had taken a Vienna sausage, let it dry, mashed it flat, and put it in a bag. Instinctively my tongue shoved it between my gums and my cheek. Cam had one or two and put them down. These things were the devil and I cant see how anyone could eat these and enjoy them. They taste like fresh ass.
